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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 0:16:51 GMT -5
The title explains it all, once the story starts, don't let it end.
Willis wanted tacos so he decided that he needs to .....
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 2:10:50 GMT -5
work for 16 hours to pay for it because he obviously lives in Mexico...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 2:30:19 GMT -5
He works at a donkey ranch far from the border, in a small village of platypuses where one day ...
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 2:35:58 GMT -5
three men wearing bedazzled white suits. These men were called the Three Amigos...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 2:44:52 GMT -5
of the el salvadorian complex of misspelled places, they came to take take Willis's chances at ever getting tacos, one of the men....
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 2:46:47 GMT -5
was carrying a rifle. This was no ordinary rifle. This rifle was...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 3:00:29 GMT -5
a semi automatic oribital friendship cannon that shot rainbows down from the sky while playing the nyan cat theme song, Willis's only option was...
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 3:05:07 GMT -5
to pull out his nine and kill all three of these white ******. Now he had to decide whether to bury the bodies or burn them. He left the decision up to Dora the Explorer. After all this was Mexico so time for the stereotypes to begin...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 3:10:57 GMT -5
Dora asked a million times and the map just kept saying he was the map, while that damn blue cursor was going crazy on what appears to have been a cocaine overdose, the kids in the background kept yelling ...
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 3:14:51 GMT -5
"Go around it go around it" because lets face this show just teaches kids to scream their heads off at the tv. But in the end he chose to...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 3:17:07 GMT -5
Whip out his retractable ...
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 3:19:03 GMT -5
shovel and go to work burying the three amigos...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 3:30:36 GMT -5
He threw the retractable shovel at them, causing dora to flip shit and not know what to do again...
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Post by Kingofcorn on Nov 13, 2013 9:45:26 GMT -5
So again she asked the audience of screaming kids who replied...
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Post by cr4kk3n on Nov 13, 2013 13:11:56 GMT -5
Fuck this shit, we are going to watch Deigo go, Dora, having nobody to tell her what to do ...
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